Its about making memories worth repressing
so they are in my phone as twin 1 and twin 2. but i forget which is which. did i put them in order of who I hooked up with first, or who is sexier? cause i'm not trying to text the one with the girlfriend
1st off, theyre identical. 2ndly, have i ever told you that youre a huge slut? hope that helps
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
So gin and wine won't be happening again
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i would think by now you'd realize that my penis does whatever the fuck it wants and i have no control over the situation
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
What shirt can I wear out that says 'I may have a broken arm, but it's not the one I give handjobs with'?
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
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We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
Hide in the closet. if you hear me yell patato salad come out swinging.
Strangers are buying me shots and I got hit on by lesbians. How is it only tuesday
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
I'm sorry for getting drunk and throwing a robo-bird at you.
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
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