a chick just tried to cover her fart by sneezing. it didn't work
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
next time we drink: battle shots.
battle shots or battle shits? if its the first, explain. if its the second I think I figured it out.
She asked if I could convince him so shave that shit off his face so he'll have a snowball's chance in hell of getting laid.
He leaned over in the middle of the movie and said "My dick's name is Juan". WHO DOES THAT?
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick
She's currently doing somersaults across the kitchen floor without underwear on. We may not make it to the bar.
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
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