ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
And don't worry, my exact words were "I can't believe a baby came outta that thing"
Hey girl, do you remember you made me brush your hair with a plastic fork on Saturday night?
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
walked into my roommates bathroom to her throwing up a quesadilla while singing come on skinny taco
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
I woke up with my face covered in mustard. Your mom said I ate hotdogs like a pornstar
do nipples grow back?
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