rhymes with "ouble enetration"
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
Im doing shots of vodka in the bathroom covered in pillows.
Tornado warnings are fun!
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
I won't be able to make it. Too hung over. Can't hold down fluids. I'm in the bathtub trying to hydrate my body through osmosis. And yes, Tequila Tuesday is totally still on for tonight.
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
Hey, I think I showed you a picture of my nephew while we were fucking last night. Sorry, I know it's weird, I just really love that kid. Again, sorry.
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
Guy running next to me at the gym is judging me. I think he can smell the whiskey leaking out of my pores.
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
Kid walks in and orders 24 Mcdoubles and 14 large fries, as he's handing me the money he tells me he lost at rock paper scissors so he had to do the munchie run.
How was your night?
Good. I made people cry and run home
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