Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
I know I'm all grown up when I don't have to take my pregnancy test in the store bathroom anymore.
Living room yoga. I'm too hungover to deal with anyone else's chi today.
Whatever, the fact of the matter is that I saved you from poorly planned outdoor sex by doing a rain dance and you should totally thank me.
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Just please never masturbate in my bed again. I'm burning my sheets as I write this.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
WHAT THE FUCK JASON, WHY IS THERE A FREE BLOW JOBS BY LISA SIGN IN MY FRONT LAWN WITH MY PHONE NUMBER ON IT?! PEOPLE ARE PULLING INTO MY DRIVEWAY!
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
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I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
I let a drunk straight girl spank me with a metal paddle at the bar tonight. Remind me to never do that again.
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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