Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
my penis says it needs to be in something. my phonebook says its you
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
Thank you for getting us into that car accident. I have had more guys hit on me than ever before because of my broken fingers.
Just had sex with your cousin. That's what you get for throwing away a perfectly good microwave. Hopefully you learned from this experience.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
Dreamt I had my own personal vibrator rep, who made house calls. I earned an upgrade to an electric model, since I was burning through batteries. That's it. Time for a bf.
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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