so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
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I need you to use more vowels.
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
I broke up with him in the bar & then asked him if he wanted to have a contest to see who gets the most numbers. I say I took that break up well
Your girlfriend is in jail- I've just never been able to use that in a sentence before. Thank you both!
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
I may have farted on a group of children. It may not have been an accident.
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
He said it was fake. Like really? Hey baby, I wanna sleep with you, so here's a picture of a fake tiny dick
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
Don't tell me I can do whatever makes me happy while also saying I have to put on pants.
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
He said they were his favorite shoes.. So I threw one down the sewer. Now he'll keep searching the house for the other one. Sweet silent revenge.
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