I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
Um, yeah. You lit my birthday candles with a joint. Mom= not happy.
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
No fucking judgements. You know me. Chinese food vent sessions are safe places.
I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
I'm not letting you use my bathroom unsupervised anymore. You peed in the sink thinking it was a urinal...
I just want to make out with him forever
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
Randomize
