No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
My Dad named our wireless network after my dead grandma. I refuse to look up porn on my dead grandma...
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
Also, my drunkenly packed sleepover kit consisted of a singular sock, my uncharged laptop, and a pack of post-it notes.
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
We're not piercing ourselves today.
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
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