Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
of course. lets lasso hookers.
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
Also, my drunkenly packed sleepover kit consisted of a singular sock, my uncharged laptop, and a pack of post-it notes.
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
She's dressed as a slutty goth schoolgirl. Those are my three favorite things. God himself could not give me whiskey dick.
Just did a "spirit of homecoming" bump off a stranger's credit card. A stranger that dropped us off at home. Erica's bad. How do allllll of the Eastern Europeans know how to find drugs so easily?!?
The guy who was interviewing me asked if I had coke on my pants. You win this time Las Vegas
Sorry I yelled at you and called you Amish and puked on your eggs
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
I'm basically cruising around listening to 90's gangsta rap with my meatball sub telling people to go fuck themselves
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
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