kristin has been a bad kristin
Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
we used the fire extinguisher you had been cuddling with to decorate the cop car while they were inside arresting everyone
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
Wait. We seriously played strip beer pong at the bar last night. Who said I never came up with good ideas
I'm just to the point my give a fucks is so far in the red that I'm going to have to take out a 30yr loan of fucks to repay it
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
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