their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
Welcome to my life. currently drinking beer through two straws. easier/faster that way.
I gave up sex for lent.
I guess that means I'm postponing our date until after Easter.
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
Dude. She came to my room in nothing but a trench coat. Took it off and said, "you like" in her Costa Rican accent. God I love college.
drying my bra with a hair dryer wasn't exactly how I had planned on starting my day.
I'm drunk enough to know I'm texting you and sober enough to know what I'm saying to you
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
I woke up under a house in Key West
Randomize
