just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
I've decided to sign up for a porn membership, but it's 10:30 and I'm going to wait an hour an a half because I don't want to waste a whole day of my month long membership. Fuck this economy.
My life would be so much easier if i could just ride around in the cash cab all day
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
He's like Medusa, you can't look directly into his eyes or you'll turn into a slut.
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
My boyfriend correctly calculated the time I would be out of alcohol and showed up about four minutes after I'd run out with two bottles of wine. I think this is love.
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
I got into a fight with the dude who fell asleep on my couch bc he wouldn't wake up but managed to get a lunch date set for thurs with another guy by the time he finally left. So how's your day so far?
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
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