I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
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my six pack is really starting to show since I started fucking everything that moves
I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
Ive seen him cuddling a giant inflatable seahorse. Nothing could be creepier than that.
We watched Jurassic Park and they made me drink every time they saw or named a dinosaur. Do you know how many dinosaurs live in Jurassic Park? Lots.
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oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
I woke up in a strange bathroom. Was I blonde when you left me last night?
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
Before I go in, is 'I just got a root canal 2 hours ago' a good excuse to show up drunk to yoga class with a 6 pack? Because if not I think I need to go home.
Slept with the roommate last night and also discovered that she believes in eugenics. I may need to slow down my drinking