I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
I just saw a fat chick walking across campus talking to herself and licking her lips. Diet season is scary.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
I hope the prosecutor is a dude cause my lawyer is hot.
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
FYI the landlord called and plumbers will be tearing up the bathroom tomorrow. Apparently the tub is leaking into the apt below us so be sure to pee in the shower today.
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
So i had a feeling this dude with one leg in a wheelchair was following me around Walmart turns out I was right. He just asked for a picture of my feet.
i mean i let him but still...
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
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