he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
i came out of the bathroom and he had christmas lights wrapped up his leg, around his boner, and down the other side
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Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
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Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
I got sucker punched while I was making out with some girl...I think my molar might have flown into her mouth
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
It may be a clusterfuck, but I'll be looking classy as shit as I watch the nightmare unfold
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
If you get banged by this bartender you know you can't be mad at me right? Its the rules.
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