Say "Steve Buscemi is hot." with a straight face.
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
my mom just wingman'd for me at a bar. i really don't know what else to say.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
I thought he wouldn't talk to me again. You know, what's that saying "why buy the cow when you can fuck it six hours after meeting"
My dad wants to dress like mitt Romney tomorrow night and tell trick or treaters they owe him candy.
I really dont wanna go to a traffic light party. I have nothing red to pretend I'm taken with. Without something red my "my girlfriend is away in the mines" story wont work.
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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