If I remember correctly, I may have been smoking a cigarette on the dance floor. This is the true sign of a douchebag in his native habitat...fmylife
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
just joined the mile high club. if this plane crashes because of this text, it was worth.
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
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He walked in, tore open the drawer, pulled out a condom, and slammed it shut. He was that ready.
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
Well I found out I was essentially dumped and replaced by a hipster and apparently offered a girl $95 to go out with me. In the spirit of the Olympics I will not be spending any time on the medal stand.
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
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I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
I'm sorry I threw a frog in your car last night.
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
Somehow reaching for the flaming hot cheetos ended up in the best sex of my life
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