Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
I mean this holiday was built on cheap beer, shitty whisky, and processed meat... and I fully plan to honor that
you know it takes a lot for me to use utensils conservatively
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
Apparently it's poor taste to ask for a break up blow job...in McDonald's. Also, that's not the best way to break the news either.
I'm still not sure if it was intentional, but the chiropractor definitely cradled his balls on my shoulder. He even seemed to adjust the sack for comfort. I think I should be flattered. He is a doctor, after all..
sometimes after I smoke and the high has gone away...the high will come back like three hours later for a brief yet gripping ride.
that's usually when I end up in someone's house, having sex with someone else, while that someone's roommate makes us mozzarella sticks.
Woke up, moved an empty handle of fireball to spit blood, then put the morning cigarette out in it.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
Because my vagina is Ellis Island. All foreign penises must be presented for inspection and competency. God bless America.
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
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