He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
I wish I had my own personal Asian lady that lived under my bed so that she could wax my eyebrows and give me a pedicure whenever I wanted.
Ate lunch. Still drunk. Keep forgetting I'm in Texas but then I look around at the people and remember.
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your boyfriend is drunk and yelling to the bar that he loves his cats
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
apparently the dude across the street has been dead for like a month. now I feel bad about pissing on his lawn
So, do you ever feel like EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS IS INVOLVED IN A MASSIVE AND INTRICATE CONSPIRACY TO COCKBLOCK YOU AT ALL COSTS?
apparently it isn't appropriate to tell a coworker who is eating celery because it's "negative calories" that a blowjob is too
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Thanks for bailing me out last night guys. it's bullshit that everbeering people at bars is illegal. bitches have no sense of adventure anymore
She tied her key to her bra the night before and couldn't get it off while trying to open the door this morning so she just took her bra off and let it tangle from the key while unlocking the door...the old Indian couple next door were shocked.
I can't bring an entire liter in the bar in my purse. I mean I can. I might. I'm probably gonna.
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
oh, i solved that problem. i told him i wanted to steal my roommate's nephew. radio silence. haven't heard from him since.
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
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