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i can't believe i had my finger in that
What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
after we had sex last night he told me he smelled like my vagina. and then he said that if his roommate had a vagina he would probably smell like it. because "they hug weird and shit."
He showed up to fuck me at the same time the pizza guy did. It was like everything I needed just showed up at my stoop.
this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
Just saw a hooker eating a pastrami sandwich walking down beach blvd blowing kisses to traffic. My day = made
Am I really in your phone as Asshole Jesus??
I guess the wine stains on your shirt and the $2 vodka tonics you're sweating out just scream, "Welcome to DC, please ask me for directions."
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
I realized just how much my daughter is MINE when I heard her tell someone "Go shit yourself" yesterday.
im mourning your vaginas lack of frictional upkeep
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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