I must be too annoying 4 u.
apparently it's not kosher to shit in a litter box when there's a line for the bathroom
I kind of wish I was already fat. So I could eat all I want and not worry about getting fat. Cause I'd already be at that point.
Killed two birds with one stone: found my wallet and unclogged the toilet.
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
I got kicked out of the men's bathroom at the diner last night because i was straddling the sink attempting to pee with pants on. Beat that.
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
I did get to watch you pee, tho. That counts as another precious moment.
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
In other news, I tore a tendon in my hand from giving my boyfriend handjobs so that's how my day is going
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
Depends
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
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