Think I'm gonna go cougar hunting tonight... Any advice?
condoms and good judgment
Can I buy both of those at the same store?
My body has become completely dependent on Text Twist. I can't poop without it.
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
My room should be renamed "Land of the Misfit Condoms."
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
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