sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
Pregnant stripper...not hot.
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
i just remembered the time you guys tried to give me an intervention because i was drunk before 5 on a monday
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
Dad says your scarf isnt fooling anyone and u look like a douchebag, its literally the perfect time to tell him your gay
No cash. I had to buy four bowls of soup to meet the credit card limit. I'm not even upset. SO MUCH SOUP.
I just bought emergency deodorant at Dominick's and put it on in front of a homeless man while waiting for the bus. He laughed and said 'girl, you a mess'. This is my life.
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
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