how much do you want to bet that her wedding invites will be vera bradley themed? loser has to frame theirs.
I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
So I fucked him. Then I MC Hammer'd to the bathroom, where I did the robot in celebration of my accomplishment. And then I spent 10 mins fixing my toilet. But YOLO.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
That wasn't even sex. That was a fuckoning
...did you just create a word for what we did?
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
I have to lie to someone and move five gallons of fermenting alcohol across campus but after that i'll hit you up 4 sho
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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