i didn't know you could wash puke off of bras with a dishwasher.
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
We had to go to his parents last night for dinner & ended up having a quickie in the bathroom while everyone else was outside smoking.. This is why we have a successful marriage.
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
if i had known the extra weight would have gone to my tits, i would have started drinking years ago
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
Whenever I have a bad day I just look at the negetive pregnancy test I keep in my purse and remind myself things could be alot worse.
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
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