Seriously dude, you need to stop beating off to the ellen show, it's just weird.
Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
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I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
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We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
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Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
I just spilled grey goose in my hair. You could say I keep it classy for the family Christmas parties.
Can we go to the gas station to get cigarettes before we get drunk. It's hard enough to say Marlboro sober.
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.