Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(989): View more from Michigan

I wanna wear you like a flannel shirt

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(440): View more from Ohio

well look at the bright side

(440): View more from Ohio

maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"

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(612): View more from Minnesota

maybe i'll see you again later :)

(774): View more from Massachusetts

I'd rather shit a knife.

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(248): View more from Michigan

she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear

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(702): View more from Nevada

well since you're still married, you will be paying for my abortion right?

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(315): View more from New York

Hello wreck, this is your train calling.

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(512): View more from Texas

He had Jail Releases phone number programed into speed dial on his phone.

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(716): View more from New York

I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."

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(304): View more from West Virginia

Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"

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