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• (781): View more from Massachusetts

  i just walked in on my sister drunkenly sobbing to sarah mclachlan. its time for an intervention.

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  didn't that happen to you last weekend?

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  shut up.

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• (224): View more from Illinois

  his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.

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• (716): View more from New York

  I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook

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• (978): View more from Massachusetts

  i used baking grease as lip gloss

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• (413): View more from Massachusetts

  Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.

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• (612): View more from Minnesota

  These fall allergies are really hindering my cocaine habit.

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• (240): View more from Maryland

  Ummm so I just found the baby pumpkin that was on my porch last night in Village Pizza this morning on their counter. The cashier said some drunk girl came in and told him it was a present.

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• (407): View more from Florida

  we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home

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• (770): View more from Georgia

  He asked if I had feelings for him while I was lying naked on the floor vomiting into a trashcan as he held my hair and fed me Pringles.

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• (403): View more from Alberta, CA

  I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.

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• (315): View more from New York

  The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.

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• (304): View more from West Virginia

  But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.

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• (423): View more from Tennessee

  I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.

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• (306): View more from Saskatchewan

  That was just an endearing nickname I called you before. I'm not gonna call you a filthy slut now that you are one, I don't want to hurt your feelings.

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• (319): View more from Iowa

  Nothing like sitting at your midterm pissed at yourself because you put your graphing calculator batteries in your vibrator and forgot to put them back in before the exam 😑

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