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(765): View more from Indiana

laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?

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(765): laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you? http://tfl.nu/4i1p

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Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.

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(847): Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex. http://tfl.nu/aztc

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Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.

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(914): Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall. http://tfl.nu/ft7q

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(716): View more from New York

is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?

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(716): is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex? http://tfl.nu/cm27

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(561): View more from Florida

I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."

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(561): I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead." http://tfl.nu/np5o

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Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera

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(716): Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera http://tfl.nu/ouai

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(513): View more from Ohio

I've never played a more sexually-tense game of Uno in my life.

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(513): I've never played a more sexually-tense game of Uno in my life. http://tfl.nu/fi4n

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(315): View more from New York

I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?

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(315): I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here? http://tfl.nu/pgo7

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I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.

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(815): I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn. http://tfl.nu/iw95

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Please stop hiding condoms in my house. If I want to have sex with you, I will let you know. FYI, my mom found the ones hidden behind the milk. She was not happy.

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(262): Please stop hiding condoms in my house. If I want to have sex with you, I will let you know. FYI, my mom found the ones hidden behind the milk. She was not happy. http://tfl.nu/dejh

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he tried to give me his business card but gave me his health insurance card then realized it and offered to take me to the strip club

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(859): he tried to give me his business card but gave me his health insurance card then realized it and offered to take me to the strip club http://tfl.nu/kd8o

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The lady sitting right behind me on the bus has baby birds in her purse. Shes feeding them bugs from a cup with a pair of tweezers... I love san francisco!

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(415): The lady sitting right behind me on the bus has baby birds in her purse. Shes feeding them bugs from a cup with a pair of tweezers... I love san francisco! http://tfl.nu/lulq

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The drunk fake out is her specialty. She'll agree to come with us and two seconds later we check to make sure she's still there and we see her booking it down the hall in the opposite direction.

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(845): The drunk fake out is her specialty. She'll agree to come with us and two seconds later we check to make sure she's still there and we see her booking it down the hall in the opposite direction. http://tfl.nu/75bn

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(304): View more from West Virginia

Well. No wine. And no real mixers. I'm using vodka and grape juice and calling it Slurrrlot. Happy Holidays bitch.

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(304): Well. No wine. And no real mixers. I'm using vodka and grape juice and calling it Slurrrlot. Happy Holidays bitch. http://tfl.nu/jght

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I had 17 beers 2 days ago. I'm not dad material yet

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(734): I had 17 beers 2 days ago. I'm not dad material yet http://tfl.nu/92s9

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