Texts From Last Night

• Favorite

  (586): View more from Michigan

  Being alone has allowed me to flourish into a complete weirdo

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (586): Being alone has allowed me to flourish into a complete weirdo http://tfl.nu/x92b
  Replies (2) Good night (1526) Bad night (722)
• Favorite

  (651): View more from Minnesota

  dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (651): dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression. http://tfl.nu/b05v
  Replies (20) Good night (694) Bad night (2573)
• Favorite

  (612): View more from Minnesota

  We walked through the hotel lobby in slow-mo taking huge steps because we were astronauts, and astronauts obviously can't be drunk.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (612): We walked through the hotel lobby in slow-mo taking huge steps because we were astronauts, and astronauts obviously can't be drunk. http://tfl.nu/j1no
  Replies (25) Good night (11975) Bad night (805)
• Favorite

  (337): View more from Louisiana

  He woke me up by trying to shove oreos in my mouth. im ready to go home now

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (337): He woke me up by trying to shove oreos in my mouth. im ready to go home now http://tfl.nu/rj5l
  Replies (23) Good night (1259) Bad night (4657)
• Favorite

  (978): View more from Massachusetts

  my cat ate my toast this morning while i was getting dressed. i can already tell today is going to suck.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (978): my cat ate my toast this morning while i was getting dressed. i can already tell today is going to suck. http://tfl.nu/9a64
  Replies (17) Good night (762) Bad night (3827)
• Favorite

  (518): View more from New York

  alright so where did all these fingerpaintings on my bedroom wall come from?

  (1-518): View more from New York

  dude. you drew those with your dick

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (518): alright so where did all these fingerpaintings on my bedroom wall come from? (1-518): dude. you drew those with your dick http://tfl.nu/4t0i
  Replies (24) Good night (7389) Bad night (1520)
• Favorite

  (425): View more from Washington

  She's clinging to me like a horny koala.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (425): She's clinging to me like a horny koala. http://tfl.nu/a9hq
  Replies (10) Good night (3529) Bad night (1059)
• Favorite

  (989): View more from Michigan

  If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back

  (906): View more from Michigan

  I resent that

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (989): If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back (906): I resent that http://tfl.nu/qneu
  Replies (6) Good night (3086) Bad night (1799)
• Favorite

  (646): View more from New York

  if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (646): if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way http://tfl.nu/3nwb
  Replies (7) Good night (1573) Bad night (807)
• Favorite

  (972): View more from Texas

  honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (972): honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa http://tfl.nu/ld2g
  Replies (7) Good night (1529) Bad night (1080)
• Favorite

  (907): View more from Alaska

  Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (907): Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina. http://tfl.nu/hpd0
  Replies (36) Good night (2779) Bad night (885)
• Favorite

  (330): View more from Ohio

  It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (330): It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this. http://tfl.nu/6tb8
  Replies (4) Good night (508) Bad night (1197)
• Favorite

  (502): View more from Kentucky

  Lube is flammable

  (404): View more from Georgia

  Who is this??

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (502): Lube is flammable (404): Who is this?? http://tfl.nu/y4u7
  Replies (19) Good night (3849) Bad night (789)
• Favorite

  (419): View more from Ohio

  Got drunk and passed out flintstone vitamins to everyone at the bar. I'm just so god damn motherly

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (419): Got drunk and passed out flintstone vitamins to everyone at the bar. I'm just so god damn motherly http://tfl.nu/y9cp
  Replies (2) Good night (762) Bad night (267)
• Favorite

  (865): View more from Tennessee

  I found a door knob in my purse this morning, I hope whoever it belonged to doesn't need it today.

  (1-865): View more from Tennessee

  hahahah

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (865): I found a door knob in my purse this morning, I hope whoever it belonged to doesn't need it today. (1-865): hahahah http://tfl.nu/pyyj
  Replies (2) Good night (783) Bad night (269)

Randomize