I can't get in trouble, i'm smoking a bong in the office right now
You give one guy a hand job and suddenly everyone wants to get with you
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
He decided not to draw dicks on my face when I passed out because he was afraid I'd retaliate and superglue his dick to his stomach....he knows me too well.
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
Recently successful and happy relationships are at an all time high now that you are no longer fucking so many peoples girlfriends. You alone have changed the mating patterns in the lower half of our county.
You need to stop relating my life to your schoolwork. But tell my girlfriend that she'd be proud.
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
They ran out of ice at the party, so I fixed my drink with frozen broccoli....the show must go on!
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
What's the procedure for answering a booty call from someone under house arrest?
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
Dick is dick
Look decision making is not my specialty
Which is why I just spent $33 on a breakfast sandwich coffee and hash browns
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