Mango Malibu should win a nobel peace prize
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
i think you're the only person in the world who masturbates to food network.
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
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Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
I woke up in nothing but a shower cap and your sparkling coke straw snorter thing inbetween my toes. Explain.
Dear, was it your thong we found wrapped around my hairbrush next to Rachel's bed? Please explain.
Well, when he's back from China he's probably gonna be pissed I used the spare key he gave me to prove to everyone I'm fucking an NBA player. We took all his booze too.
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She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
Just had hot animal sex with the guy who had been sending me 10 second selfie snapchats for the past month
The only math I use in every day life is figuring out how much I can spend on alcohol and still have money to pay my bills. High school lied to us.
Because cocaine and lesbian hookups on a Tuesday cannot be the new normal
I'm pretty sure the rest of my evening will consist of masturbating, drinking tequila and watching children's movies.
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
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