I caught myself masturbating while watching a baseball game today. It was over before I realized what was going on. And then I was just confused.
just put a funnel in my mouth and pour the tequila in with a little emergen-c
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
the cops who came hadnt heard yet. when we told them they sang the star spangled banner with us
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
How the fuck did we end up at a strip club last night.. We started the night playing bingo at a church
I feel like a grown up and it scares me so I'm hiding out in the bathroom stall and messaging you
I'm thankful I didn't get drunk and shit my pants this year. 🦃
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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