If she didn't want me to pass out in her bathroom, then she shouldn't have such a furry rug in there
She just got back from rehab. You dont celebrate that with margaritas.
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
Party Liz is going to have to have her wings clipped until someone gets me some baby reins to wear
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
In my dream, you became a famous tap-dancer. Congratulations.
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
tonight's safe word is brought to you by the phrase "Ahhhhhh"
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