So... how did lowering your standards work out last night?
you kept lifting my skirt up, yelling "PANTY PARTY". needless to say, you're at the top of my father's shit list right now.
how do you tell someone you stalk them in a non-creepy way
you don't.
The bride says you won't want any of the single ladies...
Let's let the open bar be the judge of that.
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After the concert, I paid a cab to drive me around the city so I could shout "dc highfive!" at everyone who passed for an hour and a half.
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
I woke up to a full mcdonalds meal being shoved in my face. Mom mustve noticed the empty tequila bottle. I love family.
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Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
Is it rude to send him a, "happy birthday, I hope you finally get an STD" text?
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
Who else has a jello penis in their fridge?!
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