he got his own cum in his own eye. TWICE. how do you make that mistake again?
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
walk of shame into the pharmacy with a busted up chin and laughing the lady at the counter rolled her eyes at me when I asked for the morning after pill.
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
Are you alive?
I googled "I don't want to vomit anymore," and "how to rip out your uvula," at 9 am this morning, but I'm still here. Uvula and all.
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
Jack and I got in a huge fight at 6am. He fell asleep when I was giving him head so I freaked. We were both black out so I made a memo in my phone reminding me
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