Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
He peed in the bird bath. Those birds are gonna be pissed
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
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