Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
I'm slightly possesive over the gucamole when i'm stoned.
Is that why you left peanut shells in my bed?
my revenge plans when i'm high are never as good as i think they are
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
Last night was just one giant freudian slip.
You made out with EVERYBODY.
Can I just bleach my life?
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
That's the last time I send a mass text invitation to smoke a blunt
i was trying to figure out what "tidy fucking" was when i realized he meant "titty fucking" and i need to start banging smarter people....
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
You know it was a weird week when you have a mystery bruise and youre unsure if it was from crazy sex or getting bit by a duck. Life.
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
don’t ask me. i snorted coke off of a pregnancy test box last night. i obviously don’t make the best life choices.
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