Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
They only remember me when they're drunk...I'm like a suppressed memory.
Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
Code red. She won't talk to me. Maybe it has something to do with her raccoon eyes. Perry said there was a brief moment of towel fighting until you passed out. Did you draw the turtle on my ass?
You kept trying to use my cat as a napkin.
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
I'LL COME GET YOU. GOTTA FIND A SUIT THAT COVERS TIT BRUISES FIRST.
You made me take a photo of you under the stairs at the bar. "Look I'm Harry Potter."
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
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