Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
I'm jealous of your bromance
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
I love you more than champagne and correct grammar
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
The cop actually kicked the bitches out of the cab so we could get ours. I flipped them all off as the door was shutting. That drunk.
Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
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