my professor just told me i smelt like a brewery infront of my whole class b4 my final presentation
never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
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Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
she's like a sexy human version of my cat. i can't catch her, and she keeps throwing up in the corners.
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
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I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
Drunk him got in a fight with his wife he literally bought a plane ticket and flew to Hawaii. He just called me and asked why I let it happen. From Hawaii hahaha.
He wore pink swim trunks on our date and repeatedly insulted my profession, but his cat kept standing up like a person to nuzzle my face and I felt like a Disney Princess. I hate this dude, but the cat is too amazing for me to not fake interest for.
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
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