dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
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He likes Jesus. Game over.
Oooh wait, he just told me he was high.
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
Nope, sorry. Already took my bra off. All down hill from here. My next act will be crying, singing, and eating girl scout cookies in the shower. You can come watch the shit show though.
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
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I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
Hey douche face I just want you to know, if you ever got hit by a bus, I'd really miss you.
Only if you died obviously.
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
My dog just ran downstairs with my vibrator in her mouth... during my dad's birthday dinner.
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
Wait you actually sent a text to your self saying “love you I miss you"?
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