I have to look really hot tonight because my personality is going to suck.
Everytime she would start slurring, she'd stop, hold up a finger, wait like 30 seconds, then try again. I love drunk people
I think I sharted a yagerbomb.
The only reason I kept his number in my phone for so long is so that hed pay for my abortion.
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there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
she said my body looked tiny like it was a bad thing and then didn't even mention how great my tits look. it's like we're not even friends.
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
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I drew you a picture of Jesus holding hands with Frida Kahlo as a token of my gratitude
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
Breakfast sounds amazing but can we do IHOP instead? I have to pick up a Plan B pill and there’s a CVS next to it
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