you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
I'm at the cafe. It's 7am. There is a girl I don't know on my futon who tried to tickle me this morning when I got down from my loft. I also not wearing any underwear.
We left the window open. My vibrators funeral is at 2ish.....bring a side dish or some shit.
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
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Our idea of a "deep conversation" was successfully forming complete sentences.
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
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What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
I owe a guy a shoe because I threw it over a fence. That is all.
Why do I even exist?
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
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