can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
I saw your purple underwear in the road this morning.
I feel like a really awesome person when i have to check my roof for things i've lost
I booked us a cruise for November. Lose 20 pounds and don't cheat on me before then.
I found a tip from a dart in my bra this morning
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
I just got a get of my turf look from a hooker. Apparently, Ninja Turtles T-shirt+Jeans+Flip-Flops=Hooker Gear. Woot.
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
Part of my tooth flew in my eye when the dentist was drilling my cavity then I was sent to the ER. Fucking never going back
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
Like I thought me shitting my pants was bad today... Then the election happened.
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
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