I CAN MOONWALK!
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
Are you aware that you called your mom to say hi before you dragged the random guy into bed last night?
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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