Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
I just smoked a bowl in the dining room and am now drinking a glass of chocolate milk. i can't believe i'm getting paid for this.
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
The countdown is at hand. We are 15 days from so much Jameson that names will be forgotten. Prepare your liver now or severe projectile vomiting will be the theme of the night.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
I just had a 10 minute staring contest with my dog. Can you come over?
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
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