But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
when she started arguing that Girl Talk was in fact a DJ, i knew i could never sleep with her
I got vodka in my stocking. Having an alcoholic mom has paid off.
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
I woke up at 3am naked and stroking a watermelon.
New policy: when a woman uses the word blowjob in a sentence within 5 minutes of meeting her, you buy her a drink.
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
I almost got decked by a guy who looked like Mr. Clean. How was your night?
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
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