I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
how did we ever eat at restaurants where they DIDNT squirt-gun tequila in our mouths?
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
I don't care if I just threw up. You kiss me now. This is marriage.
Having vodka and cokes for lunch at work today because absolutely ZERO fucks are being given.
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
Dude, my vagina feels like new again! I love antibiotics. How's your day?
Why do I know about what dicks have been in your mouth but didn't know you had a dog? What kind of friends are we??
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
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