We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
i turned job hunting into a drinking game..
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
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The fact that when I blacked in you were sober enough to kick me out of your roommates bed makes me question our friendship.
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
WHY DIDN'T YOU INVITE ME TO RUN THROUGH TACO BELL'S SPRINKLERS AT 4AM?!
But I'll just tell people it was a bar fight... Sounds a lot better than "well I was drunk and alone and eating Special K naked in my bed"
My sheer presence has sent the hipsters running in terror. I expect no problems.
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just like fucking own it. stare that cop in the eye and just keep masturbating "yeah motherfucker Im high as shit and this feels great"
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
We were driving past a farm when he screamed at me to stop the car, then he jumped out and tried to ride a cow.
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
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