we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
Tell your boyfriend I'm sorry for ruining his vein. I'm never drawing blood drunk again.
You left a trail of sequins from your dress incase we got lost
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
CORAL IS FAR MORE RED THAN HER LIPS RED
Oh god you're Sonnet 130 drunk, aren't you.
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
It's like past high you was looking out for future high you by rolling that joint and leaving it in your coat pocket. What a Halloween miracle
Been awake for 50 some odd hours. I've discovered I can spew out maaaad papers whilst coked out of my face. My roommates probably think I'm dead. Money well spent. You?
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
Those nachos came to me in a dream
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
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