You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
bar tonight had a doorbell to get in and last night i saw my neighbors fuck on the balcony, she wore a nurse outfit. Missouri isn't so bad...
i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
I woke up in an apt hallway this morning and a nice lady brought me coffee cause she thought I was homeless
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
Some girl woke me up at 1:30 am looking for weed and the next thing I know I'm in a hot tub with 3 girls, 2 40's, and a blunt.
Well there's a microwave in my yard now too. I fucking Bruce/Caitlyn Jennered decathloned that bitch.
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
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