When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Some girl just asked us for directions back to campus. we told her to take the first four lefts. We live on a block. she believed us
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
If there is a god, you will have pink eye tomorrow.
Dear Derek. I would like to offer my sincerest apology for the 2 to 6 text messages you are about to read. Also for the 15 minute voicemail, which may or may not have sent. Sincerely, Sober Katie
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
He told me he wanted to sober fuck the shit outa me... I took that as a compliment
New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
Randomize
