the the hell do you 'accidentaily" jizz on a shirt thats folded in a drawer?
He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
Pretty sure i brought my phone charger to a booty call
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
I'm high on the exercise bike at the gym. I feel like Lance Armstrong
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
She’s the kind of asshole whose face I want to put on a T-shirt just so I can go outside and burn it.
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