Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
When I came home you were using a glowstick to eat peanut butter from the jar.
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
I can't wait to get home and brush the fuck outta my teeth.
Literally.
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
I'm sorry I missed your birthday brunch. If it makes you feel any better I woke up wearing someone else's toga and a sombrero
She can't take shots?!? Literally if I could list that as a skill on a resume I would
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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