Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
Definitely locked eyes with the stripper who gave me a lapdance last night as she walked by me and into the Ann Taylor Loft in Times Square.
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
I've decided to turn your sobriety into a reason for me to be able to drink more.
Just when I think I'm the one with the problem, I get home for the holidays and the family shows me what alcoholism is really about
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
If I remember who won the superbowl tomorrow morning.. I think I'm just going to quit drinking. There really won't be a point anymore
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
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