I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
Woke up in a different state, wearing only a bk crown. My boxers are in a tree and I think I went to the hospital last night.....
I told you not to do acid with the girl who works the late shift at 7-11
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
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I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
i offered her breakfast shots. she politely declined.
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
...then she kept trying to make balloon animals with my flacid penis. I'm never drinking whisky with you again.
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
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He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
Googling enemas while I get a pedicure ... My life in one senence
So I had Xanax for breakfast & I'm probably going to fuck my tennis instructor.
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