I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
I didn't pop out of a cake in a speedo with diagrams
In case that's what u were picturing
Also I know you probably did not understand anything I said on the phone last night but thank you for pretending.
How does it feel to date your dad?
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
havent showered in 2 days. just Febrezed my balls in the car before going into a movie alone with a 40 of Guinness.there isn't a word in English for how single I am.
Remember, today is also the anniversary of Harambe's death. D**** out.
Randomize
