Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
I think I can smell my own vagina right now
I wonder if that one guy remembers you sticking salami to his forehead when he was passed out on new years eve.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
she was talking at me constantly for like 20mins. i kept praying for a brain hernia but it kept not happening...
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
He came in both my eyes, then refused to give me a towel unless I found him by playing Marco Polo
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
this is the first time in over a year I had a pregnancy scare and actually would have known who the father was. I guess this is what adulthood feels like.
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
a guy just skateboarded past my window in a bunny suit while chased by a dog walker
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
Sarah just give sum homeless dude a lap dance, took like 2$ worth of change from his cup and was all like, "Biiitch, this aint free"..
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