do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
You don't know the meaning of what the fuck until you wake up naked and alone in someone's bed staring at a dead squirrel on their dresser.
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
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This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
Ordered a large pizza and definitely just paid the cab driver in pizza slices. I'm glad there's someone out there that's just as fat at heart as we are.
They woke me up at 4 in the morning screaming "drunk adventure time!" because they needed a sober chaperone. They made me walk them around the block shoeless.
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
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He probably thinks you're playing hard to get.
Hard to get?? I'm playing leave me the fuck alone.
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
Yeah but sometimes your vagina needs to be fed and when we are drunk we tend to eat junk food
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
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